What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:01
So they tried
Still no good.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC
No, not a chance
—
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Will Ukraine eventually return to Russia's sphere of influence?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Jordan Ott hiring strengthens questions on Suns’ decision-making tree - Arizona Sports
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)